Looks like hours of playing the dumb facebook game paid off. It turns out that there are about six or so cheat codes you can use. To give myself the biggest advantage, I downloaded a program called “AutoHotKey” and wrote a small macro so that whenever I press the numbers “1” and “2” all of the cheat codes are inputted automatically. I was about to get crazy scores of 300,000 - 500,000. Yet, people still fucking beat my score with insane scores of 600,000 - 700,000 despite the fact that it was approaching 5:00 AM. I was even able to make 2nd and 3rd place twice each, but not 1st place. Finally, I decided to plug a mouse into my mom’s laptop so I could get better accuracy. I won on my first attempt with a mouse, with a score of a little over 300,000. I was super happy, and shocked to see that nobody got a ridiculous high score that time. After that, I kept playing the game before heading to bed because I’m a greedy bastard. With all of this said and done, I think I’ll order some pizza right now. It’s never too early for a pie.